Monday, February 05, 2007
Been there, done that... Outcome... Mambo Jumbo!
Lolx~ pardon for the absolute nutty fuckdup & screwup post here.
Don't get me wrong... I am alive, loving my life in fact.
I am feeling fantastic... Awfully~ Beautiful Life!
At this point of time, 5th Febuary 2007, 6.37 am.
Nothing better to do so decided to blog... Whatever.
Firstly, broke up with Edwin and we got back AGAIN!
Yar, looks like I will be stuck with him for this lifetime.
So at least get me that damn rock from tiffany. LOVE!
Been hanging with Jeslyn most of the time...
Yeah, she cannot shop for nuts. Damn!
Lolx~ but I am not complaining,
cause she can drink for nuts! Wheras I end up in the toilet
before I can mutter "Cheers~..."
Love her to bits & pieces minus her fierceness~
She could purr like a lioness who is hungry,
yawn like the tusnami that wants to borrow the pinch
of salt and pepper from the next continent.
Who cares! Lolx~
I paid my fucking handphone bills & that damned NLB fine.
Hopefully can stay as bill-free for as long as possible.
Yeah right, if i can chunck out my useless crap phone
that cannot work properly for its $700 plus worth. Shit Motorola!
Got a call (is it even a call in the first place?)
A guy who did not even had the guts to fucking intro his
"hi-i-am-a-creep-named-dick-tom-or-harry."
Apparently, he accuse me of committing a crime that my boobs
was 34A and that my exxxx had pass my no. to him.
*Roll eyes* How desperate can guys get nowadays?
Hiding behind a private number and trying to act like a pervert,
which in this case does not even had the balls to scare me proper.
All he could fucking squeak "Your boobs is 34A..."
Damn! What a let down!
Like i say, pathetic dudeS! Get your act together!
(wannabe pervert tom-dick-harry & that so called exxxx)
Let jean the babelicious queenie teach you a trick or two to
save your heart wrenching obsolete tweetybird.
1. Take a cold shower.
2. Trust your handy rightman.
3. Call SOS for
- chatline (if you are hideous and prefer hiding)
perfect choice for "wannabe-pervert-tom-dick-or-harry)
- Our famous amous red light district
A line up of chicks for a quick-pick-me-up
especially when you cannot last for long.
4. If all else fails, this prove that your birdie is dead.
So for your own good sake, cut it off!!!
Sheesh~ I wonder do they even have an iota of brain left.
Bits & pieces... fragments of memories
6:35 AM
