Sunday, December 10, 2006
My admirer had decided to declare his/her love for me openly. The brilliant idea was to vandalize the lifts with obscene description of my figure punctuated with my name in capitals all over. I wasn't at home when the incident happened.
Of course, my family almost fainted with my newly elevated status. The neighbors were delighted for juicy news to gossip away. I on the other hand found it rather amusing and finally an answer to all my missing heels and slippers. Apparently, this person had a fetish for my shoes.
My sister manages to wash away all those words as it were written with a ballpoint pen. However I could make out a few words here and there, it was written like this: 'Jean Tay, I love (actually, that weirdo draw a heart) you. You have nice body, slim legs, big breasts and sexy. I am a no harm lesbian.'
Duh... no clue at all... I cannot even remember any lesbian that I am close enough to revel my name or address. Anyway, the handwriting is ugly and the downright despicable act is damn lame and cheesy.
Bits & pieces... fragments of memories
3:56 PM
